can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
