Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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