Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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