What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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