i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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