ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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