don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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