so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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