that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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