Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
soo... how was my night?
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