dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
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And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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