Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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