i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
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I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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