if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
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There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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