She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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