Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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