Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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