just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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