Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
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we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest