Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...