I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
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I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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