im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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