I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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