he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
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Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling