She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.