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Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
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omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.