I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
