Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
