why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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