My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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