And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
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Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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