i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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