why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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