good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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