he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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