Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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