the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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