so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I would ride that face into the sunset
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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