I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
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I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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