Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
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at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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