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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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