Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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