Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
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Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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