There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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