is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
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I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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