if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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