we have officially lost it.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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