i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
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I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
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I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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