There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Mom said you looked used
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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