dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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