this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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