DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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