Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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