I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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