I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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