As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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