In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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