okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
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