Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
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It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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