I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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